other jacko has written a total of 11 reviews with an average rating of 5. other jacko particularly liked Predator (1987) and Aliens (1986).
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Arthur (2011) - 1/10
Ten minutes into the viewing of this film, I suddenly realised I'd made a terrible mistake. Bad acting, bad dialogue, terrible music and unfunny Russell Cuntox brand! Avoid this muck! It's total shit.
2012 (2009) - 5/10
Quite entertaining, Utter shit.
Scum (1979) - 7/10
Loads of classic memorable scenes. Like when Carling gives Archer his sausage. But Christ its so fark you'll wanna fuckin top yourself by the end.
Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole (2010) - 1/10
Confusing & boring for kids. About as satisfying as a marzipan dildo.
In The Loop (2009) - 6/10
Sadly not half as good as "the thick of it" Tucker is still great though, "ARSE SPRAYING MAYHEM"
Four Lions (2010) - 9/10
This is how british films should be made. Great characters ,funny, moving, clever, Morris is a genius.
The Descent (2005) - 7/10
From the makers of the excellent dog soilders. Shit did actually come out of my ass several times, in this genuinely tense british horror.
Twilight (2008) - 1/10
A horrible film suitable only for vile, selfish, rat faced teenagers.
Inception (2010) - 1/10
Massively overhyped and overated piece of dog dirt. Overlong, boring, pretentious, pseudo intelligent piece of shit film. I hated every minute.
Predator (1987) - 10/10
I adore this, there are actually cunts out there who believe that Predator 2 is a better film. These people should be rounded up and given a lesson in the most brutal form of Sharia law.
Aliens (1986) - 10/10
Order up a 14 inch deep pan meat feast pizza, 12 cans of lager and watch this is a double bill with Predator for a cracking night in.